🌱 For the Underground Bloomers
Welcome to the dirt nap phase, where survival is an Olympic sport. This is where we:
Swap “WTF is happening to my body?” hacks
Master radical rest (yes, scrolling counts)
Turn medical gaslighting into dark comedy material
Bring: Your pajamas, CBD gummies, and zero fucks about “productivity”
Leave With: A starter kit for growing roots in the Underworld's garden
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